This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried

I am so sick of maybe's. Don't placate me...just say yes or no, you know the answer, don't hedge the question. Sure it doesn't sound as nice when a friend IM's me "Want to go to a movie?" and I simply write back "No". But I don't. And there's no reason, just that I don't want to. So why say "maybe" and give that other person a glimmer of hope that they may possibly enjoy the pleasure of my company. I'm not a tease.

I didn't see Sin City this weekend. I feel several emotions as a result of not seeing it: envy, regret, sadness, curiousity, embarassment, etc. Easy solution: See the movie. Major roadblock: No money. Compromise #1: Rob a bank to get the money wearing sunglasses, hat, and trench coat as disguise (except don't have trench coat and can't afford one, hence my inital predicament). Compromise #2: Sneak into the theater through a back door after paying ticket guy $2 in laundry quarters to hold it open for me. Compromise #3: Wait until Friday (aka payday aka best day ever) and pay for movie as a law abiding citizen, feel sense of satisfaction having bought ticket with my hard earned money, and reward myself with the purchase of a soda and possibly popcorn.

So my non Sin City weekend....Friday night went to the previously mentioned Sluts and Studs party...drank my weight in alcohol...danced....kissed a random boy (with my tongue!)...woke up next morning feeling like death if death had been beaten repeatedly with a plastic bat and injected with a lethal dose of the stomach flu...layed on couch all day drifting in and out of consciousness while watching 5 hours (yes, 5 hours) of Bravo's 100 greatest TV characters of all time before falling asleep during the final 10...finally got off my a** at 11 pm to go to friend's bday party where I stayed for an hour, spending most of my time hovering around snack table and listening to some dude talk about how taking away your sense of sight and hearing heightens your sexual experience then responding awkwardly "Well that is interesting"...the end. Sunday did some stuff, not worth mentioning.

Time to work. I do this on occasion.
R.